“I – wear – my – sun – glasses” – so as to block out the onslaught of faux celebrity news.
President Obama’s approval rating may lie somewhere in the 70th percentile, but it’s of unanimous opinion* that the Octomom is a brainsick, baby-hungry, Angelina Jolie wannabe. However, as plain as the lips on both of their faces as this might seem, I’d like to call to question the following piece of evidence:
What came first, the chicken or the egg? While recent developments in science may deem this existential debate obsolete, in the case of Nadya Suleman’s lips, the answer is Corey Hart. Check out the smackers on that guy!
Angelina may have worn a vile of Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck, but the Octomom is clearly brimming with more emotional issues than a former child star.
*No actual research, beyond a YouTube search, was completed in preparation of this editorial.
