Not quite a retraction, let’s go with “amendment.”
At the risk of undermining my own (self-proclaimed) authority, I’d like to attach a warning to the first bullet point in my open letter to today’s gays. Implement those ‘z’s with caution. If you’re not careful, they’ll overtake your vocabularly, devouring your ‘s’s faster than a dieting stoner works his, er, their way through a fresh box of Samoas.
Heed my warning and avoid my fate, or before you know it you’ll be abandoning your last morsel of grammatical, not to mention social, dignity and joining Twitter. About that…I may soon be hanging my head and tweeting in shame. Like I said, zave yourzelvez!
