The (un)fairest.
Sometimes you see a person so beautiful you can hardly believe they don’t get paid to look that way. While I try to resist, I kind of, sort of, can’t help but HATE those people. Unless, of course, they’re Republican radicals with a religious agenda.
In that case – as a compassionate, “real American,” I am Obamaligated to despise them.

I thought you were Obamaligated to look down on them for being "unenlightened"
its so sad that people look uglier republican.
sometimes people look hotter republican. jussayin.