Get that dick.
To some, birthdays are an unwelcome reminder that they’re that much closer to death. For others, it’s all about the presents or the cards with cash. Personally, I won’t say no to a gift of money. But it is the sentiment that I savor most.
Love. Support. Encouragement. Validation. On the latest anniversary of my crowning, I experienced a luxuriant expression of them all. The most poetic and pertinent to my present lifestyle, of which, came from my friend Alexis.
My following such direction has Momma Wienkers worried I won’t make it to 25. However literally I intend to take it, though, Alexis’ haiku should serve as inspiration to all. Cock hungry, 20-something Taurus or not, everyone need remember their right to “Get that [metaphorical] dick.”
Romance. Career. Family. Self. Whatever your aspirations may currently be, never wait for a new year to start working towards a new you.
Oh. And, of course – aforementioned, suggested intent to procreate excluded – always wear a condom.
me likey.