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Straights get gay.

“Is ‘top’ inclusive enough for my straight audience to identify with?” I inquired of a friend, muse, and regular editor. “Will they understand the term?”

“I think so. It’s pretty common,” she replied.

“Aight. You would know.” I winked – via emoticon, as this was a textual exchange – campily acknowledging her own voracious sexual appetite.

She Laughed Out Loud. “I just asked Chastity and she said, ‘Yes. Like: I wear a top.’”

I cackled. In all capital letters, as I do my best to avoid every acronym abused in online communication.

“Nooo,” my friend said she continued to spell it out further. “In the G – A – Y world.”

“Oh. Okay,”
Chastity replied. “Like someone who gives it. In the butt.”

Took some slight prompting, but that clears things up. “Someone.” Good. Just wanted to make sure you heterosexuals with an affinity for backdoor roughin’ know I’m looking out for you, too.


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