Proboobly not for me.
Chances are, boiz, if you’re shirtless in your Facebook profile picture – ain’t nothin’ romantic gonna happen between us.
I’m exhausted just thinking about the effort it must take to maintain such photo ready musculature. And anyway, it’s cheap, leading with your pecs like that. Yeah, I don’t wanna work too hard to get at your bod; but I would like to think that the eventual (read: NO later than the second date) unveiling process is somewhat of an achievement.
What? That’s a tank top. Kind of. ITWASPRIDE! I had to. I did. Really.
I did.
So shhh it down with the accusations of hypocrisy and keep your eyes on the glasses. There are two pairs of those. Shouldn’t be too hard.
Not any more so than my nipples.
LoL. totes adding u on FB