Animalistic.
Last night, my friends Alexis and Raina expressed the theory that there are two kinds of people: dogs and cats. And not that we all have a preference between the apples and oranges of domesticated animals, but that we actually exhibit the personalities of either species of house pet, ourselves. This morning, another friend Tweeted evidence that further proves their point.
Loosely, cats are tactile with their affection, but tend to remain quiet until the need to meow up – sometimes literally – arises. When it does, however, expect claws. Kitties, like Alexis and Stacy, will scratch your eyes out and slash your furniture with a butcher knife if you push them to it.
Dogs are consistently louder and borderline superfluous with their expressions of love and hate. They’re always ready to yip and pant, and bark, growl, or snaRRRl when need be – which is often for such excitable creatures as Raina and myself. This reactionary facet extends into the sexual realm, as well.
Whereas a cat will make their affection known through a subtle, yet suggestive brushing past your legs, we dogs will thrust right up on yah. Well – I suppose I shouldn’t speak for Rai. But y’all know I wouldn’t rule out dry humping as a means of making my intentions known.
Not after lapping up a vodka soda or three.
Woof!
Dogs are co-dependent, cats are indifferent, I'm a cat person, 'cuz I appreciate things that do not depend on me.
Is that wrong?
Yeah, probably.
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meow!!! luvs it!