Ass your age.
If your punch line falls flat because no one around is old enough to get it, the sound you should be making is WOOSH! as you head out the door.
MEN who can rent cars in all 50 states should not date boiz who can’t yet legally drink. There are 25-or-so-year-old sexual deviants with pierced tongues, too. And if anyone who was first able to vote (Kerry) when Bush ran for his second Presidential term is really too old for your licking, then stick to the malleable twinks you could find in a bar, at least.
Sheesh.
