“That was fucking AWESOME!” I bellowed after my first paintball experience, Sunday. “Buuut – I’m in no rush to pay $50 for an almost equivocal number of welts, again. Not anytime soon.”

Only two days later, however, my bruises haven’t even begun to fade, and already I’m realizing that I need to return to the course and solidify my reputation as a bad ass – not just a pretty boy with a great ass – if I hope to nail any of those boiz off of the field, too.

Alright. I can handle that. And it was quite a rush.

Plus, if I thought throwing a dodgeball at any he who dares to turn down me was an invigorating and primal outlet, put a gun in my hand.

APAINTBALLGUN! Just a paintball gun. Honest. No need to retreat.

Only back that thang up.

Filed Under: adult recess, battle for booty, pursuit of *ME* by JJ
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One Response to “S&M & I.”

1. 慧娟 says:

   June 30, 2010 at 6:26 am

   河水永遠是相同的，可是每一剎那又都是新的。......................................................................

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