It’s easy when I’m not.
When meeting and mingling with new people, few are bound to snub an extended hand and a smiling, “Hi! I’m JJ.” But tack on a “Wanna fuck?” – or even a more tasteful, but equally intentional request – and you’d be surprised how many balk at the offer.
Thus, I have decided to reign in that (s)excessively aggressive aspect of my social approach as we begin the second season of the West Hollywood Dodgeball league. For several, nay, a few, alright, a couple, okay, OKAY – the first official week.
Maybe.
