Fellatiosophy.
If you go down on someone in their car and a homeless man is asleep in the abandoned armchair you parked next to, does that count as exhibitionism or a complete disregard for Los Angeles’ displaced population?
Seeing as he had woken up and wandered off by the time we put our seats back in their upright and locked positions – Imma gonna say both. And, uh, maybe a smidge of indecent exposure, too; because he surely got a glimpse. Although, lemme tell yah:
It is more than decent, what was exposed to me.
i'm done.
especially since the captcha for this comment is DICSVARI it sounds like russian dick, or something…
or DICK SAFARI