Nothing quite like eating blueberry pie with your fingers as you idle in the McDonald’s drive thru lane to make you rethink the carmel sundae you were planning to order.
Juuust kidding.
I was all over that thing, too.
Yes, it’s true. My words, my face, AND my voice are all available for your online consumption. A delight for which you have Leslie Gornstein, E! Online’s resident question-and-answer columnist, to thank.
Each Tuesday, she corals my fellow B!tchlings and I into the audio booth to aid in the delivery of her trademark Hollywood TRUTH. Sometimes I even get a chance to sit in the biggest of the little chairs, don a headset, and claim a single “co-” in front of host. Luckily for you, this week was one of those times.
Listen in as Leslie elucidates us all on the difference between celebrity and civilian sex appeal, why Jennifer Aniston continues to get work, and just what The Situation is on reality TV’s wealthiest douche bags. PLUS, for the first time in B!tchling Cage Match history: the Master of Fact herself, steps into the ring to challenge the quality of my latest star sighting with hers.
Mmmhmm, “GASP!” is right.
Living alone now, I spend so much time in the nude that I occasionally forget I’m not wearing any clothes. Fortunately, I have yet to be so absentminded as to step outside before getting dressed. That is not to say, however, that my neighbors haven’t had a chance to see me naked.
I certainly gave them a large enough window of opportunity:
Front door-sized, to be precise. And it wasn’t until my third day of residence that I realized how little privacy those blinds provide. Uh…
Oops! What can you do? Nothing but buy some drapes and continue to let it alllll hang out.
Plus, even if they did see everything, I doubt that anyone in my complex would mention anything. It’s not like they’re going to meet my “Good morning!” with a “Nice to see you naked, yesterday!” Maybe the 30-something gay man whose own entrance is directly across the walkway from mine; but as he hasn’t come a knockin’ in search of more than just a cup o’ sugah -
I may not actually be the inadvertent exhibitionist I thought myself to be!
I wear cologne to play organized sports.
Even when they take place outdoors and the scent of sunscreen will most certainly overpower that which is manufactured by Gucci or my own sweat glands.
A boi’z gotta do what he can if he wants to Capture more than just the Flag.
Well, not quite yet; but in anticipation of the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards, next Sunday, my friend and filmmaker Cameron Ca$h asked me to write up a post concerning my appreciation for Fox’s raging success, “Glee.”
Although the musical dramedy has garnered 19 nominations – more than any other show this year – Cameron was among the ranks of those who saw such high regard to be excessive and undeserved. I did my best to convince him otherwise.
Click on over to his blog, C-Squared Forever, to read my piece and find out whether or not he’s still spitting dissent or singing praise.
And if you’re not already a fan yourself, perhaps I shall convert you as well. If not, please don’t hold it against me. You may, however, throw a Slurpee in my face.
Just make it grape and let me know when it’s coming, so I can open my mouth
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