Slurpmantics.
“Why do people call it ‘day drinking’?” One of my two officemates asked, recently. “It just draws attention to the fact that you’re getting drunk during the day!”
“That’s the point,” I laughed. “It’s an indulgence.”
“I try not to start until noon,” the other chimed in. “Like the saying goes.”
“Actually, ‘It’s 5 o’clock somewhere,’ is the adage.” I corrected her. “But, psht – I’ll begin whenever. The only reason it may not be until noon is because I’m still passed out from the night before.”
Real rough, this 21st century 20-something American life o’ mine.
Haa haa YES!