Not even the tip.
“No…” the costumed ninja I attempted to seduce back to my bungalow on Halloween night denied my advances. “My dick is just too big.”
“Shhhut the fuck up,” I smacked him on the pec.
“It’s – we couldn’t even – really, it’s just too big,” he shrugged. “Sorry.”
“Mmmhmm,” I rolled my eyes before wandering away in search of another boi with whom to bring my character – Dead Pirate Whore – to life.
Whether he was looking to get away from or out for me, I suppose it is best that we never get involved. Because either way, he’s right. It’s science:
Even if we were to fall in love, it couldn’t keep us together if his dick would tear me apart.
Hi thanks for this funny and good post. But I still don’t understand the second part though! – Tilburg