Suck your own cock.
Or, you know, lick your own clit, if you’re a girl. Either way, “toot your own horn” is a prim cliché made passé by the continued hypersexualization of today’s popular culture.
No one says toot. No one but my mother when referring to the passing of gas, because she deems “fart” too vulgar a word choice.
Regardless of whether or not your personal bar on obscenity matches hers or mine, however, the importance of taking pride in one’s self remains inarguable. Of course, there is a thin membrane between confidence and arrogance that is best caressed lightly. But if you are always down on yourself, no one else is going to want to go down on you.
Trust, y’all.
In your worth and this notion.
And, uh, those of you capable of heeding my advice literally – Call me. I wanna see that.
