How Not To Delude Yourself Into Believing That Your Next-door Neighbor’s Apartment Is NOT Haunted.
Maybe she left the TV on to keep her dog company while she’s away for the holidays.
Maybe…uhhh…Maybe it’s the radio?
Or the neighbors across the alley.
YES!
Yes, it’s totally them.
It has to be.
Fuck.
FUUUCK!
Well –
At least she won’t hear my ensuing night terror…
