You break it, fuck you.
We’ve all heard it before. We’ll all hear it again:
“I’m not in a place right nowww…where I can be in a relaaationnnshiiip.”
UHHCK! Chill out, mother fuckers. Yes, we are excited by the introduction of you into our lives. But we’re not trying to hog tie you into matrimony anytime soon. Heck, most of us aren’t even gunning for an exclusive relationship. Not for a month or three, at least.
Jumpy bastards. Everyone’s so G-d skittish. Why? Because they let someone else or several someone elses in first and they fucking fucked ‘em the fuck up, that’s why.
They shattered their trust, their confidence, and their sense of self. Damaging them to the point where they aren’t sure if they’ll ever be able to love again. Or that love even exists.
It’s tragic. It’s heartbreaking. It inspires a desire to inflict physical pain upon those sons and daughters of bitches who got there before us and took the opportunity for granted.
We would never disrespect them like that. NEVER. We – are also a bit annoyed.
Why did they have to be such a horrible judge of character? Why did they let that person or those people treat them like such shit for so long? Forget their virginity, why didn’t they save their PSYCHE?
Because. Because at one point in their interpersonal lives, they too were willing to open themselves up and take a chance with their hearts. And if it happened once, it will happen again.
Their cynicism will fade. They will realize that love does exist. And then – and maybe only then – will we thank those assholes for breaking our crush down so he or she could build themselves back up into the best person and half of a couple we know they can be.
