One minute I’m updating my Facebook profile to share the status of my plight for pre-sale Kylie Minogue tickets:
And the next, openly gay Hollywood film director, producer, and luster of twinks – Bryan Singer – is a suggested friend!
Alright, okay. 32 minutes later. But still –
GAY.
Gotta shit?
Do it, dummy!
You’re at a lesbian bar. There are less than 11 other Gawd given wieners here.
Chances are – who ever smells it ain’t gonna be someone you wanna fuck, anywho.
No one cares what your hair looks like, fool.
You’re at a lesbian bar.
The hottest guys are girls.
So quit cruisin’ and just listen to Lady Gaga and DANCE.
Either way, keep in mind – juzz ’cause it be legal…don’t mean you should smoke it.
If a boy’s response to your kiss is, “I have a girlfriend,” rather than “I’m not gay”…
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