The Glowstickernator.
Ahhnold no care about no being Governor of California no more.
Ahhnold no care about make movies no more.
Ahhnold only care about rave and glow stick.
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You say, “slut.”
But the placard they all have to sweep off of my desk before taking me on top of it reads:
Sexual Anthropologist.
Gold emboss don’t lie, yo.
Trust.
You know how everyone else knew I was gay? 1:10
If all of my friends had been as crafty as my friend Jess, every Christmas card I received freshmen year of college would have featured heart-shaped cutouts of Sarah Jessica Parker’s 2005 Gap ad campaign.
Could I have thought of a less convincing celebrity crush? The answer is, uh, NO. Not really. But I do challenge you to prove me wrong in comments section, below.
Go on. DO IT. Get to thinking.
It Gets Better.
“We’re not really different from you [straight people], we just want to love a different person. And even if we are different than you, well fuck off; you’re fucking different as well.”
Eloquence, y’all. In it’s tipsiest form.
WHATEVER! SHUT UP! The message is still there:
It gets better. Really and truly, it does.
