Than when I’m masturbating in the middle of the afternoon whist wearing both my glasses and retainers.

MMM.

Filed Under: alone - not lonely, dirty talk by JJ
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Toggling through People You May Know on Facebook and taking note of the ever-increasing quantity of obscenely ripped gay boiiiz between whom my degrees of separation continue to shrink.

Trust me.   It totally werrrqs.

Filed Under: Facebook, gay high school, gaydar, West Hollywood by JJ
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You share it with John Edwards and Elliot Spitzer.

Maybe Anthony Weiner will buy you all a cake.

…Shaped like a PENIS!

OHHH!

Zung.

Filed Under: failed attempt at sexiness, Let's get political - political., like - *totally* popular culture by JJ
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