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	<title>JJ Wienkers</title>
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	<description>Class is subjective. Sass is innate. Here, everyone will find some social misadventure to which they can relate.</description>
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		<title>He had a dream and so do we.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Somewhat shamefully, I can&#8217;t recall ever hearing this speech in its entirety. At least not at a time when I would fully appreciate everything it stands for &#8212; then and now. Let us all listen (again) and be reminded of what how far we&#8217;ve come and how much further we have to go. Let us [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2012/01/17/he-had-a-dream-and-so-do-we/</link>
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		<title>So good at being bad.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Overheard as I was boarding my flight back to LA from WI, last night: Female Flight Attendant: (GASPS in extreme, somewhat alarming shock) Man: &#8230;Was that a good&#8230;or a bad gasp? FFA: My neighbor is Herman Cain&#8217;s latest supposed mistress! Me: So depending on your politics&#8230;it&#8217;s good news! Thanks again, Herman Cain! Keep up the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/11/29/so-good-at-being-bad/</link>
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		<title>Well I NEVER&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mix whiskey and wine. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this on LinkedIn Share this on Mixx Post this to MySpace Share this on Tumblr Tweet This!]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/09/09/well-i-never/</link>
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		<title>Fuck, Marry, Kill: The 2011 Republican Edition.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney. Uh&#8230; Pass. Can you pass? You can&#8217;t pass? I don&#8217;t want to play anymore. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this on LinkedIn Share this on Mixx Post this to MySpace Share this on Tumblr [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/08/19/fuck-marry-kill-the-2011-republican-edition/</link>
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		<title>Aileen Wuornos WHO.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stop saying that you&#8217;re not &#8220;running to be anyone&#8217;s judge&#8221; and give a straight answer, already, Monster Bachmann. &#8220;I think my views are clear.&#8221; Uh&#8230; You know what, lady? They most certainly are. To those of us who can read between the lines. And you best believe that every self-respecting gay man and woman and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/08/15/aileen-wuornos-who/</link>
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		<title>$0.99 problems and BIIITCH, ain’t this a fat one.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aside from the highest concentration of moderately autonomous and non-homeless CLINICALLY INSANE people &#8211; the only other downside I&#8217;ve found about frequenting the $0.99 Store is that it appears to be one of the only food retailers left in the first world that sells items full of TRANS FAT. Who even thinks to look for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/07/07/0-99-problems-and-biiitch-aint-this-one/</link>
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		<title>Never feel sexier&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Than when I&#8217;m masturbating in the middle of the afternoon whist wearing both my glasses and retainers. MMM. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this on LinkedIn Share this on Mixx Post this to MySpace Share this on Tumblr Tweet This!]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/06/26/never-feel-sexier/</link>
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		<title>New appetite suppressant:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Toggling through People You May Know on Facebook and taking note of the ever-increasing quantity of obscenely ripped gay boiiiz between whom my degrees of separation continue to shrink. Trust me.   It totally werrrqs. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/06/17/new-appetite-suppressant/</link>
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		<title>If today, June 10th, is your birthday&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You share it with John Edwards and Elliot Spitzer. Maybe Anthony Weiner will buy you all a cake. &#8230;Shaped like a PENIS! OHHH! Zung. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this on LinkedIn Share this on Mixx Post this to MySpace [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/06/06/if-today-june-10th-is-your-birthday/</link>
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		<title>William &amp; Kate WHAT.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The OG Royal Wedding. Blog this on Blogger Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us Share this on Facebook Share this on LinkedIn Share this on Mixx Post this to MySpace Share this on Tumblr Tweet This!]]></description>
		<link>http://jjwienkers.com/v1/2011/04/25/william-kate-what/</link>
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