“I found your girl twin.”
Was all my friend Eric needed to say.
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Liquor?
I hardly know her.
Alright, okay. A lack of acquaintanceship has never stopped me before, but –
She is a GIRL!
I ain’t that desperate.
However…
If her boyfriend is also part of the equation…
Mix that drink, grab the lube, and let’s – get – STARTED.
That’s…Not a compliment. 1:1
“You have a lady butt,” a college friend once told me.
“Uh…Thanks…?”
I don’t think that’s the response she deserved; but if a man butt is a flat butt, I’ll take a feminine heinie any day.
Must(ache) I shave?
My mom thinks so. Ande, my fellow B!tchling on E! Online’s Answer Bitch podcast where I co-co-host every Tuesday, says I “look like a chick with facial hair.” But Leslie, our leader, is a fan. As are a smattering of other friends and family. And regardless -
If you ain’t in line for a ride, I don’t really care.
Even then, don’t knock it till yah try to straddle it. This 70s porn star look i’n't just for show. I don’t (usually) accept money, but I can put a whole lot where my mouth is.
Pretty like a girl.
Intrigue sparked behind the eyes of an obvious lesbian woman as we walked towards each other down a long hall. Her face fell when we met in the middle. My scruff dashed her dirty dreams.
