So good at being bad.
Overheard as I was boarding my flight back to LA from WI, last night:
Female Flight Attendant: (GASPS in extreme, somewhat alarming shock)
Man: …Was that a good…or a bad gasp?
FFA: My neighbor is Herman Cain’s latest supposed mistress!
Me: So depending on your politics…it’s good news!
Thanks again, Herman Cain! Keep up the bad work!
